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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6260 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 8767 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
