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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Votes: | 9555 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
