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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7331 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
