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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6607 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 499462 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
