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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9496 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
