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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 37 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8865 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
