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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1332 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3378 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
