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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7989 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 894 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
