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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1873 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
