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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4745 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
