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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6433 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1250 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
