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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6269 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
