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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1905 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 416 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
