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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9741 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
