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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6721 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
