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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 5125 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 6801 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
