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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7781 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 128 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
