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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6841 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
