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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 303 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 79354 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
