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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4536 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 8106 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
