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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9747 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
