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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1884 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
