if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 177
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 4954 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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