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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2583 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join our server and build your own virtual home where your adult children actually listen to you and pay rent on time! Watch as your daughter’s friends try to mooch off of you for free, only to realize that in this world, everyone pulls their weight.
With exciting challenges and quests, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can finally save up for retirement without worrying about your virtual kids draining your resources.
So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience where even the most absurd situations become a reality. Who knew virtual parenting could be so entertaining?