Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 13
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ores Mined: 7430

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2317
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Potions Brewed: 161

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    • Custom Fishing
    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

    > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

    Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

    Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DetentionDramaCraft

    DetentionDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

    Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

    And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

    So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BodyLove Minecraft SMP

    BodyLove Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 389
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GymCraftHate

    GymCraftHate
    Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

    Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

    So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyKremlinBan

    CraftyKremlinBan
    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

    Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote
    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

    also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

    oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    New Chunks Explored: 546501 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4786

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Ambient Energy Harvesters

    Ambient Energy Harvesters
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have created a magical world where you can harvest energy from the ambient temperature without any temperature gradient! It’s like having a never-ending source of power just by chilling in the virtual sunshine. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. So come on over and join the fun, because who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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