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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9969 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Crops Grown: | 4538 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!