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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 669 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 3947 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!