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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9641 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 6311 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!