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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4307 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!