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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8589 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 217 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!