Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rejection you’ll face is when a creeper blows up your house because you forgot to close the door! Trust us, getting blown up by a creeper is way better than getting rejected by your crush. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rejected players locked up…just kidding! Or are we? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Endless Night Skies: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LebCraft Peacekeepers

    LebCraft Peacekeepers
    LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Star Shards Collected: 69
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Lost Chunk Adventures

    Lost Chunk Adventures
    OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

    DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

    Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

    We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Buildings Constructed: 27

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

    5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

    But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • PixelPleasures

    PixelPleasures
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

    So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ShipwreckedNavyCraft

    ShipwreckedNavyCraft
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Block Party

    Block Party
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

    if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Holy Pixel Well-Being

    Holy Pixel Well-Being
    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

    We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

    So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 858430 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Enchantments Applied: 225 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • > Development Driven Minecraft SMP

    > Development Driven Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

    Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

    Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Gods Slained: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

    AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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