Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Divine Spears Created: 29
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Alien Abductions: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
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