Regrettable Redditor Minecraft Server

Accountability, cautionary tales, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of bad decisions, Decision making, experiences, found out, fucked around, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal stories, redditor, redditors, Reflection, regret, Regrettable, risky behavior, Server, taking responsibility

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where Redditors who messed around and found out what happens when you mess with the wrong block!

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive…we think). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will make you question why you ever thought mining for diamonds was a good idea.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos that awaits. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Towns Built:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	177	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8002
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2486	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	56
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Emeralds Found:	3650	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	7219	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1770	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!