RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6698	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3618	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9978
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Void Gems Collected:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2631
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!