RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	574	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	5711	New Chunks Explored:	585719
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Emeralds Found:	3848
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	7298
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3980	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Void Armor Forged:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	3839	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Towns Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.