RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Buildings Constructed:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	133
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4387	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	5683
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3968	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	68	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.