RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Towns Built:	10	Animals Bred:	181
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6935	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5490	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Crops Grown:	9468
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	66502	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ores Mined:	7348
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	116
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.