RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	519788	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mine-Prison

Prison

Mine-Prison

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PARAPVP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Raiding

ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

Hope to see you soon

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TraxxCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival

Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The BlockShed Minecraft

Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

The BlockShed. New Info here soon.

New Info here soon.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	114
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	7835

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Daemon Network

Prison, Skyblock

Daemon Network Is A Awesome New Server that Has Op Drug Survival, Op Prison And Soon Skyblock. Right Now We Are Looking for staff so come join. At 15 Players We Do A Mp And A Dp And A Mp Every week. At 30 Players We Give Away A Donor Rank. So Come Over Now And Play DaemonNetwork

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CorePrison

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvP

OPPRISON // CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS // LUCKYMINECRATES // CUSTOM CODED FEATURES: Custom Enchantments: – Explosive (Create explosions in your mining path!) – Leveler (Level your pickaxes enchants up by mining) – X (Mines an X in your path) – Creditor (Randomly get CoreCredits for mining!) – CreeperFace (Mines a creeperface) – Haste (Gives the player haste) – Speed (Gives the player speed) – Thor (Randomly strike lighting creating a explosion! VOTE PARTIES – Credit System for Enchantments -Lucky Minecrates – Randomly find minecrates getting credits and sell boosts for loot! – XPfly – Use XP as a fuel to fly infinitely – Crates – Ranking UP, Voting and other crates! -Aside from our amazing development team, we have a great staff team to help control and moderate the server to make sure the user experience is the very best it can be! play.coreprison.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Gruvdrift

Survival

Good server for beginners. Everyone is kind and it is very hard to die.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GlaicialPvP

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

We have recently RE-Released the server under a different name due to the old server got taken over by the old co-owner, This server is now called PrisonMC and its the original OP Prison server to the old network The SoneZ Network!

We have put alot of work into the server and wish for you guys to come check it out!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PickleCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This text is currently being updated to something more inviting to players 🙂

In the mean time, here’s a brief about the server:

PickleCraft is a relatively old name these days and has been operating on and off since the alpha days on Minecraft. We’re currently in the process of an overhaul of the server (including migrating to a new dedicated server) and plan on expanding into other areas such as modded Minecraft and MC:PE servers, Different gamemodes and so on. We have a ranking system themed around our name (Cucumber, Pickle, Relished, Dedicated, Donator Ranks, Moderator & Admin).

Currently we offer the following plugins for use on our server are mcMMO, iConomy, mcJobs, Essentials, Survival Games (Not yet set up, but is in the works), Lottery, AutoRank (Only for Cucumber -> Pickle, requires 7 hours of game play), Towny, MobArena, LWC Protections, ChestShop, Auctions, CraftBook, And more to come!

We have a functional website where you can find links for voting, our rules, forum links and an extended about us section which outlines our history. We’re currently a small community due to some DDoS issues we had prior to our re-opening late last year.

So, if you want to join us, connect via the address picklecraft.net and stay for a while! 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	517	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Endersouls

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

pvp.Endersouls.com was founded 3 years ago. Owner afrikaans has resurrected the server and developed Endersouls into an extremely fun hub where Minecraft players can enjoy a variety of community driven gamemodes. We strive on creating a friendly community where players meet new players and become friends! Hop on and meet other Minecrafters like yourself! Join The Madness Prison + Skyblock + Parkour + Factions The Endersouls team looks forward to welcoming you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DJ Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come join us! We have many fascinating game modes as we have just had a reboot! New spawns, warps and games! Join us now on DJCraft.gamename.net!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EngammaCraft

Factions

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC.hypercraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome MC.hypercraft Just A Vanilla Server !!!

Ip: MC.hypercraft.pt Version: 1.13.x /1.14.x /1.15.x suport !! (VERSION 1.13.x Recomend )

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OnlineCraft.PL

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

OnlineCraft is a network of Minecraft servers that is constantly being developed. Register and join us. We have: SkyBlock, Creative and Surwiwal with automatic cuboids placed with a block.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Metropolis

Economy, Mini Games, Prison

Hello :). We are a server where you can have a lot of fun. We offer different ranks, events, different mini-games, a mining world, a property world with GS sizes of 32×32, a farm world, the End, the Nether and a. Our server team will help you immediately if you have any problems or questions and will answer your questions. We also have a Teamspeak3 server: 62.104.20.144:9996 the password is: metro. Here you can chat with us and also have the opportunity to get to know us more :). TS³-Server: 62.104.20.144:9996 Server-IP: 81.30.154.247:25565

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Kaiser or Co_Kaiser (marcel2804 – greenfrog) Feel free to come to the server and you will be helped immediately 🙂 Have fun and I hope to see you soon. Euer Metropolis Team.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!