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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3453 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 572794 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 86 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.