RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	195867	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8951	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Items Found:	8443	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	420

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9897	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	131
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	126	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Enchantments Applied:	134
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2851	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.