RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7789
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	182	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crops Grown:	1564
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	380
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	940753
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	6465
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4348
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Mines Excavated:	3564

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	98
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2231
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.