RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Emeralds Found:	9887
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8099

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Farms Harvested:	672	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3010	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Items Found:	4379	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!