RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	786840
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Animals Bred:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4392	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4039	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2392

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	7200
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!