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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6286 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
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