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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8166 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
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