RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	79

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

Come and enjoy our amazing custom features such as: Community YouTube channel Many minigames (Including: Survival Games, Splegg, KitPVP, Prophunt / Hide & Seek, Paintball, Murder, One in the Chamber, Parkour, Dodgeball & More!) RPG Storyline (NPC’s and Quests) Dynamic Live Map Leaderboards for minigames McMMO (With custom skills!) Creative/Freebuild worlds (Also plots!) Creative & Museum world And much more!

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Items Found:	4019	Crops Grown:	8876
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Void Armor Forged:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6728
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Balls of bricks UA

PvE, Survival

If you playing for chill, here you go. I create this server for people who dont like modifications in game

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nerdcrafteria

Home to the always awesome Nerdfighters!

We offer a great balance of survival and Bukkit, and along with our amazing staff help to ensure you have the best Minecraft experience possible!

DFTBA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

smallanarchy

Anarchy

smallanarchy is a anarchy server with no rules and no bans or kicks you get to do whatever you want here

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	7807
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Kitocraft

Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Awesome server with Hunger Games, Pvp, creative, survival world, and dungeons! Please check out our youtube page: Youtube.com/kitocraft

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FarmingIslands

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

What the FarmingIslands.de MinecraftServerNetzerk has to offer:

Innovative survival mode

Innovative Skyblock mode

Innovativer FreeBuildModus

WandsMode

Innovative game mode

The MinecraftServerNetwork supports the Java version as well as the Bedrock version of Minecraft. Get your buddies and join the FarmingIslandsCommunity today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPod SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ores Mined:	5740	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8896
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OgLand

Economy, Survival, Towny

OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3817
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cubic Worlds

Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MasonSMP V2

MCMMO

Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.