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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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