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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Villages Defended: 19
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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