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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 33 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 191568 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.