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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9573 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2168 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 134 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).
So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.
